Monday, June 1, 2009

Good Bush, Bad Bush. You're Not Getting Either.

I was walking in Columbus Circle the other day when I saw a young man wearing the following T:

(In case you can't read: Good Bush, Bad Bush.) I wonder: Why on earth would a guy wear this shirt? Who is he wearing it for? If he wants some bush, he had better get on over to the Gap and get some normal clothing, because girls are not into this shit. (I mean, unless... does someone know a girl who is into this shit?) Is he wearing this shirt for guys? If so, maybe guys should come up with a more subtle way to express their longing for bush, because the consequences for wearing this shirt are probably not worth the up-side, which is making other guys laugh. And can you imagine if you ran into your grandma or mom wearing this shirt?

Also:









WTF? Are they trying to get girls, or are they trying very hard to NOT get girls? After some witty t-shirt slogan browsing, I found the only acceptable t-shirt guys should ever wear:



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