Like all important people, I get a lot of email. Some of it, the stuff that isn't dinner invitations from the President or desperate come-ons from attractive celebrities, is junk email that makes no sense. However, within those bites of incomprehensible word salad are croutons of Rainman-esque genius - the subject headings often make great band names. Here's a list of the ones I've found so far:pork stalk
gaping teen butt
free TV
best manure
bear hunters
seer acuity
cashew lives!
catholic buttfuckers
supermacho elixir
snakeu penetration
turn off the bull
immunity boosters
early pumpkins
vomiting stars
open if you want
See? All of them are keepers. Now go out there and hijack a Xerox machine! I want to see Catholic Buttfuckers flyers up on telephone poles by 6pm sharp!
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