I really think we could come up with something better.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Umbrellas Are Antiquated
Yesterday, it rained very hard for a very long time. And as Lauren put it, I was one of the .01 percent of New Yorkers without an umbrella. As I was sprinting home with a jacket over my head (hard to do), I wondered, "How, in this day and age when we have things that can tell what song is playing on the radio, are we still using upside down baskets to protect us from the rain?"
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I am with you in that .01%. One time this lady let me share hers. It was bro-mantic.
ReplyDeleteWe should use shampoo that deflects rain. Or better yet, find an invention that makes rain extinct. Like dinosaurs are.
not sure why you guys wouldn't just tilt your head upwards and blow the incoming droplets out of the way...
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