"This is my chance to make it happen"

Later generations will look back at ours and wonder at our preoccupation with skinny, glassy-eyed ingenues who show up in new cities and unrealistically achieve great career heights while boning losers in vests and straw bowler hats. Of course I'm referring to "The Hills" and "The City" and if you think about it, it's actually kind of weird that we like these shows.

But I have logged enough hours in front of the television screen watching them and I am glad of that just because I was able to enjoy this:

Instead of Whitney, behold Barack Obama as he embarks on his new life, narration, blank stares and all.